1. Notes: 3 / 4 months ago 

    Father vs. Boyfriend

    Daughter's boyfriend: Mr. Jones I'm here to pick up your daughter.
    Father: Come on in young man, no problem. Here hold on one second please. Catch this.
    Daughter's boyfriend: Umm Mr. Jones, why did you just throw me a bullet?
    Father: Well don't worry about that. Just bring my daughter back just like she is right now. Or I guarantee you won't catch the next one motherfucker.
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