Notes: 3 / 4 months ago
Father vs. Boyfriend
Daughter's boyfriend: Mr. Jones I'm here to pick up your daughter.
Father: Come on in young man, no problem. Here hold on one second please. Catch this.
Daughter's boyfriend: Umm Mr. Jones, why did you just throw me a bullet?
Father: Well don't worry about that. Just bring my daughter back just like she is right now. Or I guarantee you won't catch the next one motherfucker.